Trimmed my pubes and broke your paper shredder. Separate events.
just found deep spiritual meaning in spongebob.... that high.
It'll be like the burning bush except without moses and with pubes.
So can we talk about how we all three made out with the bike taxi driver in lieu of paying him. I'm not even mad, that's resourceful. You know what married girls would have had to do? They'd have had to pay.
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There are two things I love in this world. Dick and cats. Why can't I just have dick and cats forever
He kissed my hand AND my forehead. I don't think this virginity business is for heartless whores like us.
I know it basically makes me the worst feminist ever, but I don't want to kill my own spiders. And I will pay my personal spider hit man with sammiches and unlimited , uninhibited access to my vagina.
This is kind of a weird question but were you the other girl Ben asked to do a group sex thing with?
Go tell your boss to go fuck himself because you have beer and doritos and zombies waiting on you
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My new roommate is awesome. His father owns a bar and his sister has an E cup. I'm going to be with him forever
ill be home in an hour. Be in my bed ready for disappointment
I don't even have his number. I have his pants tho
Jesus tap dancing Christ rock out with your cock out is supposed to be just an expression. And even if it weren't no one wants pics bro.
Wtf happened last night
You traded your bra for a shot so I'd say you probably don't wanna know
She was all for the threesome til I showed her a pic of my boyfriend. I think I should re-evaluate my life decisions.
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