what age do we have to be before we can stop fucking guys on the first date?
You know you had good weekend wheb we you hook up with three different girls and you don't feel no pain when u pee in the morning
Just saw a motorized bathtub. I think this college thing is gonna work out.
Well anything after a French guy would have been a disappointment. But I'm fairly certain he was just trying to masturbate into me.
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You'd be surprised at the stuff my vagina tells my brain to say
we were the definition of too high: argued for 10 minutes about who was gonna get the condom (it was 2 feet away on the night stand) and past out watching adventure time.
I met her at the quidditch match. She was the snitch and I caught her. After at the bar she walked up grabbed my hand and said snitches have flesh memories.
I've spent all afternoon taking and editing selfies. The life of a bimbo is truly tiring.
Just sent my mother the text "we need to get our vaginas looked at this thursday". Hows your day going?
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He handed me a beer to drink as he went down on me. I want to keep him
My boyfriend told me that I said I wanted to "feast on her vagina"... Glad I don't remember.
he really is such a sweet guy. it’s a shame i have to break his heart.
It's the kind of dick you travel across the country for
The worst part is there are all kinds of happy creatures out here like fucking snow white and i'm sitting in semi-dead grass, hungover with a burnt butt
I love how fuckboys immediately become cultured when I tell them I’m an artist.
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