so the guy who showed me the apt today is now texting me and asking me out for drinks...he's at least 20 yrs oldr than me and highlights his hair, but part of me is wondering how low i can talk him down in rent during sex? wrong?
Right when I walked into the party my boyfriend stood up and yelled, "HEY TITS, GET ME A BEER!"
And i generally try not to roofie people when I'm in a committed relationship.
I DONT WANT TO PLUS I THINK I FLUSHED MY KEYS DOWN THE TOILET WHILE I WAS PEEING
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I don't think going to Relay for Life and painting our faces while everyone stares at us is a sufficent late night after the bars.
i just traded 2 rolls of toilet paper for half a water bottle of vodka. i love college
I'd like to introduce you to my friend, Moderation. Enjoy each other's company this weekend.
Your friend and I already don't get along
Why are you taking pics in the bathroom with the plunger? I mean you still look hot and I'm totally going to wack off to it.
He got an erection from helping me mobilize my lumbar spine. I love physical therapy school.
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Mom just walked in with a bag of weed and funyuns. I'll talk to you later.
I just ordered cookies for delivery. My life is falling apart.
And also ice skating can blow me. Goodnight, love you!
Wtf can everyone stop fucking in my grandma's bed? This is like the third time
You kept running around yelling "I need my pajamas" & then you got naked. Shit just went downhill from there.
I woke up an hour ago with orange fingers and a condom stuck to my head.. Wtf just happened?
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