what time did you get home last night?
SO late...when your in the lap of a 35 year old superstar you loose track of time
He said to me " i could be your father but i dont care"...it was so hott
Admittedly I was a little ambitious with some of the positions but you walked in during the worst of it.
Welcome to my life. currently drinking beer through two straws. easier/faster that way.
Just wanted to make sure that my favorite hot mess is still alive. I dont need words, just a response of any sort. K hope youre living
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This is sufficient.
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Your kinda stuck between a rock and his hard dick on this one..
I keep calling his kid the wring name. This is not helping my cause. And by cause mean his dick
Not sure. All I know is that she has a tight dark green skirt and I will not rest until I have used my teeth to rip it off of her
Just peed out a window, not entirely sure it's open. Can't tell. I'll find out in the morning.
Standing here wondering if its a good idea to cook pork chops in the toaster or not.
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Nothing $200 worth of strippers and spicy fried chicken couldn't fix.
Your shirt... Was in my pants
I legit just swiped right with a Tinder feminist just to get in an argument with her. Soo that's my Friday night so far...
If I wasn't planning on spend the rest of my life with you I wouldn't send you so many nudes, so fucking appreciate it
I deserve a medal for being woke up at 6am on my day off by your mother asking where your brother is
Just made a secret hand shake with my sisters cat. Boredom at its finest.
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