Jon and Kate are totally playing with my emotions.
i mean i care more about their marriage then my own parents
Soooo billy mays was on coke. I'm about as shocked as I was when Clay Aiken came out
someone shit in a solo cup and left it at the base of the stairs. fuck orlando dude.
oh my god i just remembered the cat blow jobs.
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I lost count of how many people I peed on last night.
all i remeber is falling off a fence and banging him in the middle of the street, not sure which one gave me this cut
Jim came in did 3 body shots of her she said "I like your tongue" and they left. I swear to god its deja vu he's done it before
She just kept saying "bless your heart" to him while he cried because he came so fast. I think a Texas woman was just what he needed
Ok now a guy in a winnie the pooh costume is grinding on some chick to the song shots
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What made this night legendary was getting pulled over for looking suspicious while wearing an iron man mask
I got hella high today and freaked out about life and interest rates
Nothing says you made great Saturday night choices like someone's dick that you don't remember, poking you in the ass Sunday morning.
I almost got decked by a guy who looked like Mr. Clean. How was your night?
I woke up with glitter and eggshells in my bed wtf
Nothing personal but yes I would be suspicious If I saw 3 guys and 2 girls in the same bathroom stall together
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