She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
then she came back into the room with a neckbrace on. i thought she was getting ready for the pounding of a lifetime.
i may or may not have just grinded on your dog thinking it was my boyfriend
We should have parties more often. I ended up with 90 beers and someone cleaned my toilet.
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At home depot. Final room inspection is tmrow, gotta paint over the puke stains
Okay good. And who the fuck put a condom on my foot. That shit hurt
Well at one point he got ahold of my archery gear.. And I. Shit. You. Not. Sarah took an arrow to the knee.
Fucking in bar bathrooms doesn't count as "rushing things"
I wish I had a Tina from Bob's Burgers in real life. She would be the best wingman.
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I LACK THE NECESSARY BRAIN FUNCTIONS TO BE ABLE TO PROPERLY RESPOND TO THAT
HOLY FUCK i just remembered we had bows and arrows and firecrackers last night
and flaming arrows and vodka
how did we not set your garage on fire
probably because i sent a bunch of guys a snap saying happy one year to my nipple piercings
I need to show you how I feel about you by fucking you repeatedly.
Just checked out of walmart with a 30 pack of Budlight and a wiffle bat. Hello, Monday night.
Highlight of the day: got a bunch of drunks to sing baby shark.
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