She'll never know what hit her
I dunno. Girls tend to recognize ball-to-chin contact.
dude this 15 year old girl saw our youtube vid and just facebook messaged me saying i was verry verry pretty. i have no schemas for how to respond to this situation.
woah 15?
i know! what is this dateline?
That explains waking up with one hand in the toilet and the other in the trash can
Is there any way you can check to see if I have a warrant out in Alabama?
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Then we managed to set a grill and all 24lbs of meat on it on fire. I didn't help because I was filled with alcohol and extra flammable.
so apparently i worked out for over an hour last night. drinking is the only way i will ever get anything done
I ended up naked in a pond with you-know-who and your saying your a good babysitter? Dick.
The world isn't going to end because you slept with him!
... that would be easier though.
I'm amazed your boyfriend is still with you, how do you manage to pee on him while he is holding you in his lap?
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I had to find out that I peed in the box of baby clothes from my mom, who found out from my grandma. New low.
I found him in his pink and white boxer out side the dorm hall and the only thing he said was "it wouldn't let me in"
I peed sitting down because I knew standing was a lost cause
When your guy changes his swinger profile to include you. #makingprogress
Its one thing to reject me, but to reject me AND my hottest friend AT THE SAME TIME!?!?
You made me brush your teeth last night......for 47 minutes.
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