My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
Why did you video tape me drying my boxers in the microwave?
I like to think that tonight was Jesus punishing James Cameron for his role in popularizing "My Heart Will Go On."
Dignity is for republicans.
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Weird question, would you want to do fetish porn? you get paid.
This could be one of the worst things i've done... The background of her phone is her and her boyfriend.
He's engaged. If the world's smallest penis can find true love than I can too.
It's Christmas week. I wouldn't know what to do if i wasn't hung over.
We legitimately thought something was wrong with you until someone pointed out you were just doing the thriller dance
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I went on my dinner date pretending that my lunch date didn't jizz in my hair.
So....I just took a paddle fan on high speed to the side of the head while getting head...still finished the job, good thing I'm drunk and couldn't feel it.
How am i even supposed to meet his daughter? "Hi, Claire, I hear we have so much in common, like we both love your Dad and also we're almost the same age."
I'm not sure if 14 year old me would be disappointed or proud that I fucked him behind her middle school??
The last time I was on vacation the pandemic blew up. Can't wait to see how my vacation fucks up the world this time.
Granted, I did not plan to spend ANY hour of the last day of 2020 sober.
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