hey can i ask you a kinda weird question?
i know what the question is. yes they are bigger, and no i did not get plastic surgery
I envy you so much. I get girls who pee on my floor and you get girls who leave in the middle of the night
Thanks for putting the blue stuff in the toilet, it made me throwing up this morning more enjoyable.
The house is trashed, there is porn scattered everywhere like an easter egg hunt and the blow up doll is sleeping on the couch downstairs. someone covered her up.
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you blew your rape whistle in his face every time he got near a girl till he left the party...
You handed some guy a spoon you found, he yelled SPOON GAME, and then the two of you spent the next 20 minutes throwing spoons all over the kitchen.
Woke up next to a half eaten California burrito. It was tucked in.
Hooking up with him would mean my type has officially become... drug dealer.
like the only thing i remember is bringing a piece of toast to the bar...
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i know and i thought i was only capable of loving dick and drugs, im so happy
I couldn't help thinking that my sock monkey was judging me
For the record we tried to find 4th of july porn. Did not turn out well.
It was 6am and he went immediately for the 69. WTF?? 6am is WAY to early for acrobatics.
Yeah you were fine except for when you peed under the bar
Not only is he funny, he had a REALLY big dick
He's old enough to be your father!
REALLY. BIG. DICK.
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