is drinking for groundhog day legit?
well you blacked out on MLK day and we pregamed arbor day, so yes
i love beer. I convinced myself that I'm going to ace the exam tomorrow. I can't even do that when I actually study.
we just pregamed for our presentation... gotta love group bonding
Just got a full body massage. It was uncomfortable at first, but then I realized I let strangers turn off the lights and put their hands all over my naked body 3 times a week anyways.
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Our local strip club now has karaoke. Do you realize what this could mean for my sex life?
We had break up sex twice. He said one was cause he had to say goodbye to both tits.
Like many of my risky ideas this has "burned genitals" written all over it
Agreed. And i highly doubt it could be awkward. You do remember our introduction was a direct result of you mentioning your affinity for my genitals, right?
Pain in my heart, regret in my vagina
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yea I went to the store high again.. I think we're having pie for dinner.
You know you're a heffer when you discover chocolate frosting on your smoking apparatus
Just because you have put things in my vagina does not mean you know me
you ripped my door off of the hinges, kicked it in half and then proceeded to throw it down the stairs because i wouldn't make you a cheese burger
He smells like sex and magic. I’m already naming our children
Maybe you should talk to him first
All I remember is your girlfriend laying on the bathroom floor and me crawling in and asking if it was okay to puke.
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