she's doing push ups on the keg. hows a girl supposed to compete with that?
i have a feeling he has a nice dick. i can just sense it.
i am YELPING strip clubs. This is interesting.
I'm gonna have sex with a woman...help
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I swear a good massage is the easiest way in my pants.
Not that there's a hard way... but you know what I mean.
it's great music for shaving your balls
I had to convince you not to write "happy birthday to the first guy who fingered me" on his facebook wall, right above the post from his current girlfriend's mother.
i think if i got caught drinking at work i could get away with it if i started crying and saying my cat just died. as long as i'm confident.
His apology was sex and a subway sandwich. Strangely, I'm okay with that.
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they have a video of him in his boxers making a snow angel in the hallway is his own vomit and coca cola.
As the bouncer was escorting you out, you yelled "keep your filthy dick beaters off me!"
The only downside to doctor sex is that getting choked with a stethoscope leaves marks.
What's clit gel and why is it in my wallet.
He asked me who my new boyfriend was and I showed him a picture of my sex toys.
I woke up to rachel asking "did anyone else fall out of a tree last night?"
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