bahahahaha i would laugh soo hard if someone did this for me hahahaha this guy would become my best friend
I cannot find my penis.
I'm starting a business if you want to get involved
oh boy
Its called Cut N Tugs, haircuts with happy endings
My meds have diminished my sex drive, this must be what regular women feel like
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
well shes beginning to earn a reputation as "the girl who tries to bone her hook ups in the ass with a pickle"
well I got an eye infection from a stripper motorboating me but overall it was a great weekend
I'm just going to ride dicks all the way to the to the gates of hell
dude, she has my telletubby sweats and my good sweatshirt hostage, I can't risk their safety with a breakup
WINE AND FILM. TALK ABOUT AN UPGRADE FROM NETFLIX AND CHILL.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
i think im in europe. pls send help
Mischief managed.
YOU ARE NOT A MARAUDER, WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU DO NOW?
Was it cause you feel bad for the ridiculousness my vagina goes through because same
may or may not have entered into a gay civil rights discussion with 6 year olds. Hint: I did.
Eventually I will start sleeping with people who actually want to hangout with me the next day... But not today
At least I’m an “essential employee” and can still bang my boss. \n\nFingers crossed my husband doesn’t ask why I’m essential, the orgasms are too good to give up during this pandemic
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