I was at the bar last night dancing, puking in a trash can, and ordering another drink all at the same time. Have I lost my dignity?
haha no as long as you did hook up with anybody after that.
... oops
i don't know what kind of porn he watches.. but that is NOT how you do it...
The reason halloween exists is because it's not cheating if you're wearing a costume.
is this the sara with the beer cane?
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I was so high that i was talking shit about a girl I was with via text, and I handed the phone to her so she could type the shit I was trying to say.
As a matter of fact you told me i fulfilled your "woodshop teacher fantasy"
Well, it's either jungle juice or memory of the night... It's unfortunate I can't have both
I did the walk of shame wearing his scrubs. Fucking med school students is the way to go.
currently waiting for her to check in on Facebook, the second she does I'm there. someone is getting laid tonight
I'm not stalking, she is pretty much begging me to come find her if she checks in
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Think of it this way, instead of a puppy, we're getting a baby.
going on a mission to find my pants and the guy who stole my beer don't wait up
I woke up with a cutting board and a bag of uncooked pasta next to me.
it'll be like a game of Russian Roulette, but with my vagina.
How many Hail Marys does a girl need to say to get some quality nudes?
He picked me up in Smart Car with the license plate “MYWHIP.” I think my ovaries shriveled up and died.
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