yeah so this exboyfriend of yours reckons you're still together and he punched me in the face cos i slept with you last week. you might wanna have a word with him or at a minimum change your facebook status.
This girl in my class is wearing a sweatshirt that says "LEAD ME NOT INTO TEMPTATION" ahaha I almost just laughed out loud. We could never be friends
I am spending my work day planning my weekend drinking schedule
Jared is "trying to bite a strangers hat off" drunk. Oh, and that stranger is a girl at a table of 5 guys, one girl.
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She had her insurance card taped to her arm because it was the only thing she "couldn't take off and lose"
It's just good to know that when I drink like a twenty year old I still act like one.
There's an old guy having a conversation with his penis in the bathroom right now.
Do you miss the park or do you miss us having sex in public?
thanks for piggy backing me around for the rest of the night when I got too drunk to stand.
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btw, whatever u do, dont try and take that towel away from her..i tried, it got ugly..she said some things im sure she regrets.
I'm taking a dab in mourning of how long its been since I smoked with you guys.
I just fell off a roof. So I'm kinda chillin for a minute.
Nobody will take a lit match to your nipple without warning you this time. Pinky swear.
The only people who will bring me pizza or tacos want a commitment and I'm hungry for food not their love.
I don't know man. She said my cock made her promises my heart couldn't fulfill.
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