Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
sooo i think when i get back from rothbury i should probably take a pregnancy test
but you would be showing by now. i'd just save the money and wait for a large crap in 6 months that starts crying. then you'll know.
he was so drunk he doesn't remember anything. I have to break up with him all over again
for real. he might as well bring dogs if they're lower than a 7.
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could you please explain to me why my jumper cables are on my bedroom floor?
Was I holding a cat when you saw me? Because that was the height of that party for me.
cops woke me up on the sidewalk and asked where my shoes are.. fuck if i know, im sleeping on the sidewalk! actually i didnt say that, i just cried until they gave me a ride home.
Pulled a muscle in my back masturbating. But still listed as probable.
She came 4 times, called me a god, then made me breakfast. I don't think she is ever going to leave
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My relationship: I'm wearing batman panties and a tiara right now trying to get laid and he's doing dishes.
yeah the highlight of my day was the 911 operator telling me they had frantically been trying to figure out where i was
For one week of my life every time I pull my cock out I want the Jurassic Park theme music to start playing.
Just FYI: if you happen to notice a liquid of some sort on my kitchen counter with an interesting color/ texture, don't taste it
You smoked too much and passed out, didn't you?
You know me so well.
It's like a donut of clothes around a pair of heels. Like they were transported to another dimension naked.
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