Dual....:-)
My bra smells like weed because there's weed in my bra
I take no responsibility of who alcohol hooks up with using my body!
her last google searches are 'cheap african safari' and 'what does lion taste like'
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I'd invite him but there's too many people who have fucked me going already
I'll just get wasted and start throwing myself at men. Someone's bound to take the bait
I just saw a wasted dude crawl out of the road at 2 in the afternoon. Big question- still drunk from the weekend or hitting the soju already?
when you greet her, try not to lead with "this night will end with you on top of me". first impressions, bro.
lost her for two hours. she was banging a russian guy in her car in the parking lot. he told her she was majestic.
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You're 21st was epic. I woke up at 6 a.m. on the floating beer pong table in the pool with a beer still in hand. Didn't even spill any
You thought there were zombies attacking us so you tried to tuck and roll out of a moving vehicle. Also you should consider wearing underwear
I have bits of ceiling fan all over now
Every time I started to really hate the guys on tinder, the universe throws me a muscly beardy bone.
did you just describe your masturbation session as "rad af??"
Dude, you were so drunk you were hanging from the ceiling of my car pretending you were a sloth while we were on 81.
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