the power's out. i'm smoking weed by flashlight
i wish i was dedicated to anything like you are to weed
that knocking you heard last night......that was her head slowly going through the wall
at least 'blackout me' had enough sense to take the puke covered duvet off the comforter.
A-plus on my thesis. I deserve the blowjob to end all blowjobs. And I wanna wear a crown while you do it.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
why does my status of facebook already read REHAB 2011
captain&coke to the library. STAT. this is an emergency. this is not a drill. I repeat: THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
Made fish tank punch. It's like trash can punch but in a fish tank. Also, my dad saw a picture I uploaded on Facebook and called me a pussy for only making 10 gallons.
It mathmatically balances. Less pants + more shirt = fully clothed. see? Not a whore!
They better not charge my debit card for what you peed on.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Found your counterpart from cali. Walked into the bar we were in with milk and a donut, ordered a beer and said anything his group wanted was on his tab....dangerous
Just a warning... Flip, sip, or strip always ends in all participants being naked. Learning from experience.
I'm making a will, in it I'm leaving you my skull.
i just got carded for condoms. wtf.....this is new. isnt safe sex a good thing?
He walked upstairs in nothing but his boxers and drunkenly asked my brother for a condom....so much for a good first impression.
I just got out of the shower and I feel like I just washed off 10 lbs of bad decisions...
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