so i asked him why he doesn't wanna see me anymore and he said he was questioning his sexuality. cool.
Do you have a shampoo for semen
Or a time machine
tonight's goal was "most regrettable decision" and you bring wine coolers?
And I'm PMSing. So if I'm not crying, I'm masturbating.
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Totally forgot this... How weird was it when they were licking our faces
Sometimes familiar penis is best. Its like comfort food for your vagina.
i would have thought, that you two being my best friends, one of you would have atleast tried to catch me before i hit the ground after blacking out.
Night is still young. Puking guts out part of it just began
Beautiful wedding. Beautiful bride. I got shitfaced. Came home and ate two corndogs. I'm still single.
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you puked in the bathtub and said "let them pee"
Well the streak is over, I saw a penis today
My vagina is no longer accepting new clients.
Currently rolling a blunt in the bathroom of Planned Parenthood
I just had drunken sex with an eagle scout behind the boy scouts of america building. what has my life come to?!
I smell Vodka. It's me. If anyone asks it's totally hand sanitizer.
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