I think someone spiked my drink last night. .. Like all 20 of them.
i think i would be more confident if i were chinese.
I found out that they tried to reenact the Snooki drop by using a jump rope and the banister. Pictures say it all.
so why are there three stressed gay men and a bowl of vomit in the smoke room?
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I dont know if you relize this but ive been high ly medicated in my room for a whil now. GOing out into the real world would make me li ke tom ha nks. im not ready to be tom hanks..
My nephew just told me I smell like apathy and regret. Thats the hangover I'm dealing with
I flossed his teeth and then we had sex in the bathroom. It just seemed like a good idea.
Yeah thats cool. We can play the alphabet game while doing bumps of coke in the back of his volswagon
Text me back. Urgent. It is a porta Keep the portal alive.
Is this the acid talking?
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Date idea: we should go to the store and buy all the different kinds of Lay's and eat them all
I have a fever. Last thing I need to do tonight is be elbow deep in old lady pussy.
Why does your life consist of lesbians, black guys and cats?
Sundays were made for eating Ramen pantless in bed.
He just walked in on me naked with a beer in my hand eating a calzone in bed. If he wasn't in love with me before...
Damn, I just did coke with a dude in a bathroom and after he took his dick out right in front of me and took a piss. What a power move.
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