Your vagina is a self cleaning oven.
Some dude at the gas station right now is buying a 30 rack of beast and a can of cat food. Happy Thanksgiving.
Nothing says Christmas like gin and tears.
Get your penis over here NOW. emergency
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I wish the sun would stop judging me for being drunk while it's still shining.
Nothing says casual like stairwell bjs
Just listened to a full Christian rock song, loved it,listened to the dj send a prayer to a 4th grader who was having a tough year and realized I'm high as fuk
I bet Billy Ray Cyrus wishes he had pulled out now....
Sorry man, but I'd rather do drugs with strangers than watch sports with you. It's not personal, drugs always beat sports.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Well my unnaturally hairy chest finally came in handy. It took at least an hour to shave the american flag into my chest but I definitely went America all over that party
We have a shopping cart in our front lawn. Also Mickey D's breakfast?
Starting this Monday as I always do
With a desperate plea for help
Greattt I just sexted my dad trying to write u back
Third time this week I've caught co workers dry humping. Quarantine really changes people's priorities.
I just recommended that the library purchase the first major hentai with tentacle porn. Really, I'm doing everyone a favor.
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