she told me she had a boyfriend but the alcohol told me she didn't
the can pyramid on my head actually reached a decent height before I moved.
I had a nursing patient tell me that her favorite drink was vodka and ensure...called it a colorado bulldog
From what I remember, he had one ball. But it was cute
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It's my diet secret . . . it's like slimfast but I call it cockfast instead.
I feel like all of the victims from Seven. Best birthday weekend ever.
Tell them you aren't trying to make money, you are just the mr rogers of weed,its such a good feeling a very good feeling the feeling you know that were friends
Dude i swear to christ if he sends me one more pic of a "magnificent dump" im changing my number
If you're receiving this text it's probably because I drunkenly flashed you on Saturday. Sorry for forcing you to look at my tits. That was uncalled for.
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If I take diet pills with my edibles I'll be a perfect person
Worst luck of my entire life. Came in my own mouth
Now that makes it sound like you had sex with a guy in batman costume and you never took the mask off so you can't 100 percent be sure.
I just want him to go down on me while I eat a burger. Is that too much to ask?
The way I see it, there's 2 types of friends. Those you should do drugs with, and those you really,really shouldn't.
If he comes over I probably get to fuck him and if he doesn't I don't have to pay him the $60 I owe him for weed. It's a win-win situation.
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