And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
If a fat man falls in the shower and nobody is in the apartment, does his pride still hurt? Answer: yes
my boyfriend just named your boyfriend's penis.
My Blind Date Arrived. She looks like something I'd draw with my left hand.
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i don't have fun when you have fun. i have embarrassment, fear, and significantly less cash in my wallet.
I just realized that all of my cardio comes from dancing on tables.
I'm drinking beergaritas with a dog who is high and a baby
your completely serious
We are cuddling. She is so cute when she is too high to be a loud bitch.
We jumped on a random trolley because total strangers offered us free vodka. We're not even on the route map as far as I can tell. I see now how those people died in "Hostel"... we deserve whatever happens to us tonight.
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but they dont look like handprints. looks like someone had a boxing match with my tits and my tits lost
A little sexual choking never killed anyone. And if it did, they died happy.
I am naked in a blanket sprawled on my bed eating a pastry. This is all I want out of life. Ever.
Also I want everyone to be drunk at my funeral. Instead of wearing black just blackout. That way everyone can celebrate how fun I was
That hot shower felt like it washed away all of my problems... Except being pregnant... Ps just found out I'm pregnant. Fuck.
My drug dealer just told me goodnight...I still don't know his name. But I guess you can say we've moved to the next step.
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