You did that once after drunk driving from a photo shoot
That was very cool/italian of you
Which brings me to my next point, how come italians are so well adapted to drunk driving
once we finished he held up the condom and asked if i wanted to keep it as a souvenir.
oh and he was serious.
We fish bowled my car and anna told us a story about time travel and part of it had people melted into the side of a boat and i imagined them being melted into my car moaning in pain and then we got scared and thought zombies were outside and couldn't leave for a while.
Things to remember: Girls don't appreciate it when you yell "Beast Mode!" when switching to doggy style.
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then you asked me to turn your jeans into "jorts" just long enough to cover your ballsack
At best buy, little boy just crawled into my stall while i was taking a shit
The liquor store manager told us to drink responsible as we checked out and we laughed to his face. Like we're buying karkov at noon, responsibility is out of the question
Just sponge bathed with a swissper. Thrush inevitable. Shaking.
I'm pretty sure they kept making references about gangbanging me but I was too stoned to catch on, I just sat there and stared at his kitten.
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I am sufficiently unimpressed with the options available to my freshly shaved self tonight.
I don't know, I think having hemorrhoids shows character. You have to be trying pretty hard to get them.
I walked into my house with my pants inside out, no shoes and a limp. My mom asked me if I had fun but I passed out before I could reply...
I'm over being sad. I'm now onto thinking about all the ways in which he is a total fuckwaste
Good!!! I'm so proud of you for not snorting alcohol. Big girl steps.
Our fake lesbian relationship is better than her real relationship. Bitch be jealous
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