I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
38 yer olds are good kisserssss
My dick just stopped my iPhone from falling into the toilet.
Thank god i puked near the cancer center. makes me look like a chemo patient
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Handicvap rails on the toilet atre soooooo fuckin handy right nmow.
I would feel bad sleeping with her unless all of her personalities were on board with it.
It's 11am on 4/20 and I'm already in urgent care.
He just remixed a spongebob song with 2 chainz..... Clearly I love him
Last night apparently I said "I need a break" and then I just passed the fuck out for 3 hours
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Can you send me the pic of me puking with a quesadilla on my shoulder
You told him about your cats? I told his friend to put his dick in my mouth, and you talked about cats!?
"This is Emily. She likes potatoes. And sometimes laughs and cries at the same time, and has a wonderful butt"
I found the guy I hooked up with last night on Wikipedia, at least now I know how old he is.
Apparently, Lolla sends you an email every time you use your wristband to buy a beer.
21 new emails...yikes
Currently having to re-watch episodes of Lost that I've only partially seen because you distracted me with your vagina
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