I don't think I can get bothered with getting laid tonight
what i wouldnt give for a night at orourkes without seeing 3+people ive slept with
so let's talk penis.
you probably should not have drank the wine that everyone spits out. and the sad part, that was not even your low point last night
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So the weirdest part of it all was he whispered in my ear "can i eat you out on your tredmill?" I dont find him attractive at all anymore
is it bad that I didn't wash the cum out of my hair because it keeps my curls intact?
In hindsight, buying 4 different kinds of vibrators at once may have been a little overenthusiastic of me.
i dont care. it has been a 14 hour day, and we are all celebrating by alternating shots and grilled cheese.
We tried to make ramen in a glass bowl on the stove. They called facilities to pick the glass out of the door
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I know now that the cab driver can get me a 10 dollar blow job. I'm practically a local.
I can hear my family downstairs singing Christmas carols as I masturbate
She told me she was the Publishers Clearing House of Dicks. Two dicks a day, everyday for life.
Welcome to my Tuesday when my lesbian ex girlfriend shows up unexpectedly and gets me drunk and then leaves
I'm in the Sheetz parking lot waiting for dad to finish a drug deal.
It got to the point where I was so drunk, playing rock paper scissors as a drinking game seemed like a good idea.
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