So i looked up from her cooch and there was her ex-boyfriend
Awkward
Big sunglasses are the new paper bag
ya. and they're way easier to confince girls to wear during sex
you know you were way too high when you wake up next to a handwritten list of all the things you'd do for a Klondike bar
DDing is such a bittersweet job, just got the entire history of this girls hookup career
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How do people deal with hangovers? I literally want to eat my own face.
There were midgets. And vodka. If you don't appreciate the awesomeness of that sentence, read it again.
Yeah...don't think he was sober. He kept screaming "I fucking love this game!". It was his Chase app.
Don't mind me. My boyfriend is carrying me because I'm broken not because I'm drunk.
It's not even 9:30 yet..
Like an undercooked grilled cheese that got cold again. But hairy.
And there goes my desire for sandwiches. Forever.
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Ryan Reynolds is on sesame street right now. Dressed as a letter A but still sexy as fuck. PBS is so considerate of the stay at home mom.
To be honest, waking up to 20 naked people in my house was not the weirdest thing to happen to me in the past 24 hours
Just realized I chose a bacon cheeseburger over sex last night
I don't remember anything but bad decisions last night
What happened to you last night?
SO. MANY. SHOTS.
She tied me to her bed using her honor chords. Thank god for graduation!
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