Ooooh. That's not a mole. Uncomfortable.
still haven't packed clothes. only wine. gotta love spring break
then again I'm sitting on a tree stump completely naked in the dark listening to some type of glee soundtrack.
So many bounce houses so little time
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his profile picture is him throwing up "#1" hands after his lax championship next to his coach that i fucked....embarrasing for him, yet ironically beautiful for me.
I swear to god if he wasnt on the fourth floor balcony and I wasn't to drunk to climb I would kill him
I'm not liking this ratio of moving to blowjobs...
In the pictures there's a flower in my hair and also a lobster, I need those things explained
I just traded ecstasy for trapeze lessons...you in?
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She's going to be the first to die of too much illness. Not even super bad stuff like cancer but like for having a cold at the same time as a sore throat and chlamydia or something. Just too much diseases.
Walked in on my roommate covering his dick in blue frosting. Am staying with my folks for the Forth. See you Monday if the brain bleach works.
They took the TVs out of the gym and the mini-Mart only had 2% milk. 2015 wants me to be fat
I’d feel the same about religion. We can talk about it, but I want you to go down on me first
I told him I hooked up with his best friend. And then he ate me out. I'm just THAT GOOD.
You were leaning against a fire hydrant asking people if they wanted to buy free pocket peanuts from you.
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