Yay Minnesota! I can't believe there's now a US Senator who has taken more acid than we have
he just sent me a friend request on facebook. i wish it were physically possible to vomit on him through the internet.
Nhdgh I love you very much hello becausevs. Vagina pensiono
whenever I think of his sister, I just picture a chick with a huge beard
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you spent the rest of the night making a recipe for mixed drink called "the new years bowel remover". it has 13 parts but judging from the bold all caps, the boiled avocado is the most important
Just got outta the drunk tank! Happy 21st birthday!
she broke up with me the week she got divorced. maybe I should grab a beer with her ex
Can we talk about how i am holding a tupperware container of my own puke in the back of my grandparents car while my sister drives
He sent me a pic of her engagement ring and then STILL asked for nudes.
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Rebecca hasn't has this number in 3 months. Please tell all her friends to stop calling at 3 am. We are not interested in buying or selling drugs nor do we want to hook up with anyone. You all need to go to rehab.
I couldn't break up with him while I was wearing a Hakuna Matata shirt.
you're the only girl i know who can be too sick to walk to the kitchen and still have enough game to receive multiple orgasms
Wanna guess where my charger was last night.....in my cooler with my beer. I put it in there because I knew I would never forget my beer.
I didnt know whether I was going to vomit or orgasm because I was feeling both sensations
why yes, bad decisions will be made starting at 3PM Thurs through 8PM on Sun. You have been warned. Plan accordingly.
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