get your tongue out of his mouth and answer your phone. if your not doing more than making out i'm gonna be so pissed. i'm about to sleep in your car bitch
I skipped work to stalk him.
had to split buying plan b over two cards. I will no longer challenge people to get on my level
I full on slapped a girl with pizza. Like in the face with sauce splattered everywhere and grease with a hard slap to the face.
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How are you going to come here and fuck on our couch ? That's everyones couch
Super awkward that I just now realized I added no verb to the first statement about super hero porn. We were watching it, not making it. Clarity.
So question, would you consider it morally wrong to grind up Cialas and put it in ones cocktail? Then I get what I want and he doesn't have to be embarrassed and he can win the mental game with himself? I'm only thinking of him...
Last night was a "wash hands with dog shampoo" kind of night
the fact that you have a guy named the "i want you to tie me up and fuck me" guy speaks volumes about your life.
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I was so ripped I had a natty light box over my head carrying a spray bottle out in the streets trying to give car washes.
so let me get this straight... she's showing a cameltoe that can be seen from the space station and I'm NOT supposed to stare?
It was the highest I'd ever been. I felt like a blob. A blob eating a burrito.
When the stripper from this weekend is your cashier at Publix the next day ππ#pensacolaproblems
Like, when both of your dads are drag queens you're bound to have some amazing Halloween makeup
If he moved really quickly from "hi I've had a crush on you for years" to "send nudes" you probably were used.
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