Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
i lost my life and panties somewhere between the 15th and 16th round of slap the bag.
Some dude just bet me $8 I couldn't smoke a pack of cigarettes in an hour...It sounds stupid, but I really wanna do it. If I survive, I'll have $8 and it'll look good on my resume.
K. On the way. I need a drink.
Like a drink drink or like water?
Have we met?
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Just found a 7-11 receipt for new years eve at 1:30 am apparently we felt the need to buy three jars of pickles and a gallon of milk does this ring any bells?
We just did a shot to "getting laid in the bar bathroom". I love where this thursday is headed
I walked in on him successfully eating chips and masturbating at the same time. I don't know whether I should be ashamed or proud.
Pants-less sunday? Also I'm high and independence day is making me cry
im coming over
I knew it would be a shit show so I just went ahead and took plan b before I even got there. How's that for responsible?
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we found him passed out on the baseball field with two 40oz and wearing a tophat.
Where did he get the tophat?
Well, that was my first dog walk of shame. Nothing says "I've got my life together" like an inside out shirt and a baggie full of dog shit.
I ended up in bed with a man from London in a sorority wing I am not apart of. Tequila fucks you up
I slapped him but he didn't wake up. He just nuzzled my head, hugged me closer, and smiled.
Well as if this year didn't suck enough already, I can now count 2015 as the year I got chlamydia
Dude why is my bed and bedding wrapped in bubble wrap?
Cuz u wanted to insure u had a safe sleep
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