Got a plan. Ill do rock paper scissors and if you win we smoke a joint. Throw rock.
I'm destined to be knocked up by a sailor
I puked in the AC vent. thing are gonna get ugly come summertime.
So, remember how that one doctor said it was 1 in a million that I'd get pregnant...
Yeeah thank god
Well..welcome to parenting Mr. one in a million.
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my mom just informed me that im way nicer when im high and offered to supply my weed until our house guests leave.
does that include her cleaning your bowl?
I just feel like a girl who's never eaten a pb&j probably doesn't swallow
Even with having the shower running and music on everyone could hear the alcohol gods making me sacrifice my dignity and meals from the past week.
This storm betta not fuck with taco tuesday
Obviously he considers you not fucking him as fucking up. Thus making him fuck up. Based on this I believe he should be disqualified from the race to your vagina.
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like I licked Molly off a boys palm last night at a bar I think its ok to eat chicken once a week
Is there one of me peeing? If so do I look bangable in it
I just want cinnabon and vodka.
I’m lazy so obviously looking like a rotisserie chicken is my favourite position
About the whale....I wasn't completely awake.
I'm just really glad SD weather is so erratic so I can get away with wearing a scarf in May to cover up these hickeys.
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