that john and kate plus 8 dude has ruined asians for me
He’s a liberal pot smoker and perfect for me. He invented a game where we have to smoke a joint every time you hear a Middle Eastern accent on NPR.
two drunk chicks are talking to me about reinacting 2girls1cup
ill bring the camera dont start without me
naighbors jacking off again. i swear its his friday night ritual, its like he knows the night wont be ending in his favor
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Bottle rocket just missed my head by about 3 inches. Of course I'm being safe
After I saw you grinding on that guy with your shirt completely unbuttoned, I figured it was time for pizza.
What's a nice way of saying "You fell asleep, and I got bored, so I made out with your brother"?
Whoever brought the pigeon, please come and remove it from my living room.
My main goal for tomorrow night is to make it back into my own bed
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You yelled "NICE PAJAMAS" at a construction worker wearing a reflective jumpsuit while we rode past on a bike taxi
How'd the date with the redheaded dentist go?
She didn't like my gingervitis joke
I hope you get eaten by satanic starfish.
I refuse to answer that question on the grounds that it may incriminate me
But I am still fully ok with my life choices as long as the consequences aren't onesies and pacifiers
Kinda suprised you didn't immediately ask about the lesbian ghosts tho
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