Whats contracted in vegas does not stay in vegas....
Well, she's an atheist who is addicted to the Sims.
Who isn't?
let's bang
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
but seriously ill do anyone in one of those hats with the earflaps.
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He didnt have condoms & didnt trust himself to pull out. Thats when I knew he was a keeper. So I blew him so he knew I was a keeper too.
True romance of the 21st century.
He tried to say the picture wasn't him. Like I'd forget his curved boner.
You SHOULD feel empty, we were at the top of our game, and by that i mean snorting things we don't understand and only a few steps away from adultery.
I'm an EMT, not a miracle worker. No, I can't fix your sprained dick.
He kept stopping sex to whisper in my ear, and the only thing I could understand was "double stuffed oreos"
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I watched her follow him out of the bar, chase him around the corner and literally throat punch him. It was awesome.
THIS IS NOT A DECISION I MADE AT ONE IN THE MORNING IM JUST GETTING AROUND TO TELLING YOU ABOUT IT NOW
Today's walk of shame includes last nights hair and make up, an 8 hour shift, me leading a meeting and me throwing up in a parking lot on my way to work. Dear world, you're welcome.
She was two things I dont understand: tall and Christian
Reason # 294827284949272 i could never be a cop. I would just shoot. All the time. Ppl. Animals. Inanimate objects. Air.
I don't want anything calamari shaped after last night. But I appreciate the Cheerios offer.
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