3:38a: you guys up to anything right now?
a woman just threw her tv out the window while screaming "will you fucking work now?". i'm never moving
Would love to except that I crashed into a hearse in a funeral procession about an hour ago so I think that pretty much put an end to my day.
she was puking red wine out the car window, telling me about how shes joining weight watchers tomorrow, not okay.
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Its a Guy he gets weed for. I'm kinda confused as to why there are going to even be tuxedos involved at all.
Me and Phil are just drawing pictures of thumbs in different costumes during lecture. I love being a senior.
dude Steve you don't even know. its just been one hairy asshole after another.
I just stood on my roof naked pouring vodka onto my garden. sweet dreams
I keep looking at his nude pics and crying because ill never see it in person again.
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Yet he continued to eat cereal out of the glove compartment in my car.
why isn't there a kind of gay where i let guys give me head but they don't expect me to give it back? i could be that kind of gay
He was that good?
it was a hallmark card with butt plugs.
Do you ever go take a shit and end up sitting on the toilet for like 45 minutes wondering what the fuck you're doing with your life?
Everyday my friend, everyday.
There's a random table in the kitchen...and it's not the kitchen table...we don't know where it came from
There's a guy in a plaid shirt running around asking everyone if they want to head butt him
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