just witnessed a squirrel raping another squirrel. i couldn't look away.
i bet jesus would rush if he went to usc
dont like to call her my roomate, too cordial. i refer to her as the whore that was assigned to live with me
i just saw a man pushing two thirtys of beers in a stroller while his little kid ran to keep up. father of the year
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I found those 18 whoppers we bought.
i finally watched harry potter... a tad unrealistic if you ask me... i mean a ginger kid with 2 friends?
NO YOU'RE NOT. I don't want to hear that SHIT. Jameson appreciation day part 1 is saturday and YOU WILL BE READY.
walk of shame to my ortho appointment. kids are staring. this little girl just asked her mom if she can havr glitter in her hair too.
Also I walked home in over mitts \nLet's take a minute to really laugh about that
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new costume idea. paint swatches and a ball gag... I'll be 50 shades of grey.
Just walked by the neighbors and they are definitely butt naked sitting on a bed, watching Netflix, baked out of their minds, with the blinds open.
Welcome to Bellingham.
Definitely broke my toe and messed up my knee walking back. Drink hitch hiking should never happen again.
Pretty sure my boner drove me home. Like it didn't just do the steering it was the gas and brake too..
It's important to establish I slept with her BEFORE we officially became cousins-in-law.
Well, I was asked to leave the Waffle House for "being to physical" so I think that option is off the table
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