Great date with Damon, but I'm not sure if telling him I like lesbian porn is a good second date discussion.
I think it's just because she's got "I'll sleep with anyone with a decent car" written all over her face.
i found a beer bottle on top of the urinal, peed in it and put it back... if anyone gets drunk enough to fall for it they deserve it
The only thing better than Call of Duty is getting jerked off while playing Call of Duty.
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sometimes i wish i was a boob, they get to chill in soft and cuddly little cup things.
Ill bet we could have atleast fucked a girl who fucked a guy who has fucked tara reid. That's a famous circle right?
Bruises. Everywhere. Table sex is dangerous
i just got drunk dialed and its 10am. clearly finals are over.
There's a bed on the roof. The window behind it is too small for it to go through. I'm impressed.
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he asked me for a gerbil feeder full of alcohol
I was just the victim of a drive by judging in a horse and buggy.
The fuck? Where?
St. Mary's. Amish people. Too high for this.
Wow. The LSU Tennessee game is on here and the LSU cheerleaders are stupid hot. Its weird having a hard on. At a bar. On a Wednesday. By yourself.
Glass of stolen champagne in a to go cup = tastiest hangover cure ever
On this version of “Dean Can’t Be a Normal Fucking Human,” I told a guy I’d shove a tv up his ass. Recreationally.
Plasma, LED or OLED?
I’ve had a lot of vodka, 3 different dicks and no food since last night. Come get me
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