Should I have kids to fix a relationship??
everyone knows that carl winslow was the sexiest man in die hard.
my friend asked What a UTI was in front of everyone, letts just say his girlfriend was a lil pissed
It's been 5 months since I last wore a condom.
Not including when spray tanning
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Way to high for badminton right now. This is gonna be a shitshow.
I'm about to do the walk of shame in a christmas onesie. What would I do without christmas sweater party season?
Just gave my liver a good luck and I'm sorry speech
All I know is that I'm not gonna send out SOS messages via twitter for your rescue this time.
As if finding out the man you just had sex with is married isn't bad enough, it gets so much more awkward when his wife comes in to comfort you...
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I recommend we watch the Super Bowl together and have celebratory sex if we win. Good news is I don't have a team I dislike so were guaranteed a win.
I wouldn't even cut tickets or put ppl in jail I'd just hand out punches to the mouth and Liam Neeson throat chops
I melted cheese on my pizza rolls. When I die make sure someone melts cheese on my rolls.
Had a one night stand and didnt remember the guys name until he started sending me poems in the mail.
You threw a beachball full of vodka at me and yelled I CHOOSE YOU then ran
Went to bed still wearing my bralette. When I was changing this morning, a Tootsie Roll fell out. I'm definitely living my best life.
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