I need to start cutting my cocaine with Plan B
Just saw the pics you left in my phone. thanks for reminding me that last night was not a dream.
season finale of lost and an oz of weed. tonight my mind is going to be blown.
Robbie told me you spent 10 mins discussing the curl in his hair and that you said "with that curl in your hair, you'll go far"
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i woke up and the dog was eating spaghetti off my chest.
We need to get sombreros so I can give them to strippers.
Apparently we both projectiled on Erin at the same time.
That's some true roommate bonding right there.
If you are drunk already, then as your friend I am advising you to stop writing on your dads Facebook wall
There's a 35% chance I'm still residually drunk from last night.
And you say you're not good with numbers...
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You climbed on top of the bar, shotgunned a 25oz fosters and screamed, Steve Irwin was a God amongst men.
That time we were having sex when you were super drunk, I kept yelling out, "Oh God," and you said, "You're going to need him after this." Idk why I suddenly thought of that.
What was my myspace song when I went away to rehab?
It might look like I curled my hair last night but it's just the jiz.
can we drink soon
I'm not sure who this is but I'm free tomorrow night
We need a kiddie pool and lots of cornstarch
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