is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
The only thing I want to hear out of a girl's mouth tonight is, "slurp".
Just remembered to take my BC at the liquor store. Just swallowed it with a free sample of Whiskey.
Just passed a guy passed out on a riding lawn mower in his front yard.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
OMG HAIR ON HIS DICK. HAIR ON HIS DICK AS IN GROWING OUT OF HIS DICK. HAIR.
Quick! What do I wear on a 4 hour road trip with an older guy in the army I had pantomime sex with in a hotel a few months ago?
Some poor guy found you passed out in a bathroom stall. Again with your dick out. Looks like you got to rage after all.
I think I may have some undocumented and undiscovered std that causes girls to go bat shit crazy. How you got it is beyond me
I'm not sure... How do you tell someone who was so smashed they couldn't remember shoving their dick into the fireplace that their mother actually witnessed the whole thing?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Fuck that, come home. Let's get drunk and judge people.
I always make inappropriate sexual decisions during the holidays
Testing the emergency boobs hotline
I sit across from him at graduation so I get to stare at him and think about how I fucked his step brother and laugh to myself
You’re sleeping on my couch so you’re not making dick appointments tonight
You some how ended up sleeping on one of the beams that run along the ceiling of your house
Randomize