I'll just stay a virgin forever then
You still have to go anyway
Then I guess I'll have to start sleeping around
It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
Best part is I totaly had to get into my dads car like I didn't have my pants off two minutes ago.
you should just get pregnant. that way you don't need to decide on a career.
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after last night, i judge her for not breaking up with me
Make sure to show her the sewer we were arrested in on your tour.
Can you explain to me the broken disco ball in my front yard?
I'll have you know that I'm still picking duct tape residue off my wrist from sunday
siamese drinking twins saturday is a go ... bring duct tape.
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You haven't lived until you've watched a retriever try to bring back the condom you just threw in its master's garbage
WHO THE FUCK PEED IN MY BONG
One eye has cum in it and the other has sunscreen
summertime
i know it looks like there's pee in the mayo jar in the fridge but i promise it's just apple juice that wouldn't fit in the jug after i added the booze.
Fuck you and your fucking taquito's.
All I want is a hot dog on a Saturday at 2:19 is that to much to ask?!
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