Its about making memories worth repressing
I havent dry-humped that much since freshmen year. Forgot how good it doesnt feel.
i'm not going because i feel like it's just gunna be a "this is your life" who i banged this years addition
our health teacher's ringtone is Bad Romance and she has a tramp stamp. i will not skip this class, ever.
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Just had a nice conversation with my landlord while cleaning your puke off my car
Either call me back or tell me you're in jail. For fucks sake. If this is a cop, just help out. national league.
"it's Wednesday" isn't a good enough excuse to take my debit card and use it for your own drunken needs. You owe me 250 bro
I love you more with every blowjob.
You should write for Hallmark.
You pretty much isn't said it
Those words don't go together.
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Trying to convince myself that everyone keeps staring at me because I'm pretty and not because of my hickies.
New guy at work just gave me a Percocet for my headache. Officially best friends
Please don't judge me for my hormonal purchase, judge me for my awesome rack.
Either of you know why the shower was on and the bathroom door wide open with no one in there at 6 in the morning?
He sent me a snapchat of him singing wrecking ball. Guess what the wrecking ball was. Hint: he literally came.
Fair warning: I will be throwing corn dogs at you every time I see you this week.
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