whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
i'm using my hot pot to make jello shots in a muffin tin. i'm never ever graduating.
Thank god i puked near the cancer center. makes me look like a chemo patient
That's like lying to my vagina. I can't betray it like that.
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Saw a guy in a chef outfit covered in mustard talking jiberish into his phone running across the skywalk.
sorry can't make it tonight, greg's getting back from italy. he's had two weeks of carbs and no gym; now's my chance to get myself a piece of that newly-fat, low self-esteemed ass.
He was showing him the picture of the 40 year old woman he made out with in Florida, turns out Chris made out with the same woman.
Go her
Omg yes! I just found a random muffin! Don't question it. Just praise the miracle.
Like what did he say to his host family? The girl I causally sleep with on the weekends is coming over?! And they thought "well lets feed her dinner"
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i refuse to give everyone the satisfaction of seeing the results of my acting on my thoughts
Dude, tumbleweeds have been rolling through my bed lately. This is my dryest dry spell since I was married.
I deleted all traces of him from my phone
even the dick picks he sent you?
no are you nuts? saved that shit to my camera roll
Idk if I deserve a medal or a one way ticket to hell
I wanna riverboat gamble on your vaginal waters. Just sayin
She's asleep in a fisher-price toy car
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