why dont you just whore around college until someone loves you...thats how it works for girls isnt it?
I feel like she's the kind of girl who always ends up with guys who have oddly shaped dicks..
I seriously dont think i have ever ridden a horse sober.
BIGGER SANDWIJH COME NIW OR DIE
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I'm gonna need you to NOT let me play duck duck goose with three racoons in the middle of the street next time.
There is nothing like getting stoned and spying on people with binoculars
Dude she has starbursts in her sports bra. I feel like this is counter productive.
Dude so coolest charity idea ever, think aids walk but instead of miles you drink beers oh the possibilities
My dog just threw up a condom. Sorry for accusing you of not wearing one, I found it now.
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Mixed review. I fucked her in the river, but then we were assaulted by ducks.
Hows the party lookin?
At a live sex show right now. Not sure about the employee party
Just go to your happy place. Mine is with Jake Gyllenhaal & schnapps
What if he stabs me in the back, mid-orgasm, as I sit on his face? It'd be a miraculous way to go but that's not the point
Yeah yeah I know I have to bring your dog back.
I don't know when he had the time to do it but he dug a hole in our basement like the shawshank redemption
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