i don't remember her name, but i don't need it unless we decide to hook up again. but even then, i can get away with not knowing it for a while. it's not like we have actual conversations.
So I accidentally txted this girl with the same name as the one im seeing, as it turns out shes still dtf
Get your damn GED now that you are harvesting a child in her belly
What is a GED?
I miss the days when all my weekends consisted of were 69 and crunchwraps
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The story about him having a girlfriend changed real fast when he found out that I was a gymnast
No fireworks. Throwing the old microwave off the deck.
Sorry I disappeared. Do you hate me?
Not at all, did you not hear me clapping outside your car on our way out?
it was like a shit fog rolling out of the east to encompass me and have it's way with me
Post breakup Disney World may be my best idea ever! Tinkerbell just grabbed my dick and gave me a kiss! This really is the happiest place on earth!
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Did you clean his pubes up off the table yet?
in a meeting in my bathtub while predrinkin for tonight. technology.
I'm rolling and just noticed that the thread count on these sheets is horrendous.
I went to bed early to get up and have a cup of coffee and watch a Sunday sunrise; and again you come home with no shirt and more stamps than my passport. Get the fuck up now, you are taking an Uber to waffle house. The order is in you name.
ugh i want to get waxed but I’m afraid. my vagina has had enough trauma this week, i don’t know if I can put her thru any more.
i just want to get drunk and cry and have sex with lots of men
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