my head feels like I tried to put alcohol out of business last night
Is it weird that I miss finding cum in my bed?
It's really awkward/depressing when you are wearing heels larger than his dick
i keep seeing random pieces of my outfit all around town.
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Carpe scrotum. Grab life by the balls.
I was a battlefield of empty bottles and bodies. We though we won, but the booze had the last laugh.
I've injured myself in such a way that i am only capable of making love standing up now
Well I either feel like the fat girl or very accomplished because his bed is now broken in three places
Well, let's just say, I got that eye patch like we were joking about
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I hope dressing like a sexy, but very grown up and intelligent, secretary while out shopping helps disguise how high I am right now.
I had to switch coats with someone at work because you can see the giant sex choke bruise on my neck. Being kinky is hard.
Yupp. He's definitely a screamer.
I vaguely remember ordering a water at some point last night. It's good to know drunk me can still be responsible.
How... how did you get Adam Lambert's shoes? Does he know you have them? DID YOU STEAL ADAM LAMBERT'S SHOES?! Oh my God I am so turned on right now.
just passed a kid drinking a beer at 2pm. clearly it's the last day of break.
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