these two guys are about to go shot for shot with syrup
now he is talking to a potato
For what it's worth, your chances of anal go up the more she loves you. There's always a silver lining.
I'm going to but the new Playboy with Chelsea Handler on the cover. I'm pretty sure it's the only time buying a Playboy will make me gayer...
Everyone is sleeping and i'm sittin here in my iron man mask, watchin chelsea lately and tryin to figure out how to smoke through it.
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Haga you didnt jbsii whee wu an therer
Party on wayne
when I went into his room, he was sleeping on his stomach, almost as if to silently say, "you're not touching my dick tonight".
The problem with having sex on the couch is that your blanket ends up in the laundry and you're left cold on the couch the next day.
I don't really feel bad about it, but I legit just squirted in the back of an Uber and it makes me think how many times has this happened before?!?!
honestly the most stressful part of moving is the chance my mom will find my vibrator
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Uber driver has left leg up on the dash and turn signal on for about a mile, there's Chipotle wrappers on the floor, but she's hot. 5 stars.
I love my cat. she doesnt judge when i stumble in my house drunk and pass out on my floor. my dog looks at me disappointed.
Every morning should start with 2 orgasms and a shoulder massage
We are back but we are listening to stairway to heaven in my car. Amy is air drums. Be back when it's over.
She grabbed the other one and started playing tug-o-war against the blonde chick. I told you getting my nipples pierced was a good idea
i solemnly vow to never stick my penis into crazy again
I give it a week.
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