Im at strip club and am horny
I am drunk raised to the nth degree. The possibility of getting sick is approaching infinity.
I didn't cheat on him. Cheating means finding out. I made sure he was at work first. After the guy left I got shitfaced just so nothing seemed out of the ordinary when he came home.
after last night, i judge her for not breaking up with me
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Hands down the most disgusting picture message ever received. Thank you.
im here for your entertainment
If a "boob" guy and an "ass" guy are discussing which you are better qualified for....just let them
The girl behind me in psych just tapped me on my shoulder to tell me there was a condom wrapper in my hood.
She's cheated on every boyfriend she's ever had with the same guy. She's like a slutty yo-yo.
I'm sitting at work trying to dust glitter off my pants. I can't hang out with her anymore.
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Boobs speak an international language.
Condoms and Ice Cream, that's all we need.
Holy shit I'm 26! That took an embarrassingly long time to figure it out, I need to keep buyin weed from this kid
I worry about your feelings an awful lot for somebody who gets off on making you cry
How'd your date go last night?
Well I blacked out at 1:30 and woke up naked in not-my-date's bed with an uneaten Jimmy John's sandwich.
Hi. I have frying pans taped to my feet. I achave to go the hospital, theyre on pretty tight. Can't feel legs bring me juice
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