I just got a rly sharp new razor and was shaving down there...
and?
RIP clitoris
"auto-tuned camel" is how i'd describe the noises she made
Even if you were sober, spitters are STILL quitters, end of story.
plan parent hood is for high school, im at the abortion clinic, so college.
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my life trainwreck boards at 9:30
He came on my face and told me I looked like a gingerbread house.
mondays should just be called national damage control day
Our cab driver just admitted to beating up kids in the 60's who didn't smoke pot...
You would think that an uncircumcised man would understand how the hood of a clit works.
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You are in charge of making sure that her vagina explodes with joy tonight.
Hey for future reference vodka can not be substituted for water when shaving your legs
doing laundry. just found my fishnets from Friday. the ENTIRE crotch is torn out. guess that answers the "did we have sex in the cab" question.....
BRING ME THE PLAN B. ILL GIVE YOU A FREE WATER BOTTLE AND A BUMPER STICKER AND SOME BACON BITS
Well the streets were closed, so it was okay for me to just lay down for a little bit.
He went down on me while I was on the phone with my grandma.
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