the day after is always just damage control
My drug dealer is spending the weekend in my studio apartment. I feel like I've crossed a line that should never be crossed.
I don't know why I've never thought to take my bong into the bathtub before.
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
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what's with the bloody hand print on the hood of your car
Dude you were tripping so badly we put a pretend box around your head and you spoke silently for the rest of the night. I think pterodactyls were involved.
I can't let him end my perfect streak. HE USED TO BE FAT
Pretty sure I'm going to hell because of our friendship
Last one there wins
I got drunk and slept with the guy who looks like Jesus.
Typical.
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Also, being stuck with my family all week has made it very clear that I need to be drunk and I need to be fucked pronto
He told me I smelled like peanut butter, pepperoni, and pure unbrieldled passion.
I believe in your delicious
I've been continuously high for the last 48 hours, and just broke my 4th vibrator. Coincidence? FIND ME A MAN I BEG OF YOU.
I just woke up in his bed.. in a cardboard castle, with a Justin Bieber poster on the ceiling staring down at me, cuddling with 4 empty PBR cans. I win.
It's totally a relationship. we have sex in other people's beds, watch mad men while high and get drunk on his teammates' beer. don't you dare stomp on my dreams with your societal judgments
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