I just saw a hobo shake a payphone until it spat out a bunch of quarters. what a champ.
Different chick, same blowjob, same parking lot.
he threw mangos from the tree he was in at people and got arrested for harassment
For some reason, my father is not responding to the 5 texts I sent him that all read: "Dad dad dad dad dad dddaadd dddddaaaaaaaaad dad".
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the pharmacist hit on me as i picked up my herpes medecine. i think we found a winner.
They want me to get them some X for there wedding present. I'm on the way to get it now
I would say I'm the man in the relationship but I'm cuddled on the couch eating cake mix and water.
Also I'm sitting home alone with a big ass bowl of marshmallows right now just eating. It's so sad.
I've never seen an uncircumcised dick in real life and the internet indicates I don't want to.
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Wanna shave the hair on my back? If you're offended I was joking, if not I'll bring booze and maybe you can do other regions too.
all i tweeted was "emergency this is not a drill" and he immediately texted me asking if this was a subtle booty call…it was
Have 7 min to kill while I wait for liquor store to open. Feels really awkward.
you know its getting late when the "nevers" are turning into "maybe"
He's finally divorcing her, so naturally he tells me that we're not exclusive anymore. His penis 'wants what it wants' apparently.
First time not coming to this class high in a month and a half, never again will i put myself thru this torture
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